Strange Maps a bliodgi: The Many Ways to Map Your Meat

Eyeing a putative patch of pasture just outside the picture frame, a cow calmly presents her side to the viewer. The animal’s side is crisscrossed by lines prefiguring the future carve-up of her carcass, but the animal seems unperturbed by this; perhaps she’s been told they’re measurements for a fancy suit.

Né v’chîn eune “carte dé vaque” en Jèrriais tchi va auve la liste des parties d’eune vaque en Jèrriais:

(Numbers on this “cow map” refer to the list of parts of a cow in Jèrriais)